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Little jonny was in his Maths class and his teacher was teaching them adding and subtracting.
She asked the class this question , if there are three birds on a wire and a farmer shots one how many are left?
Jonny knows this answer and raises his hand quick as a flash , teacher says jonny how many are left?
Jonny says none miss ,teacher says that's not right jonny there are two left the famer only shot one.
Jonny says but miss every time I go shooting with my dad and we shoot at birds they all fly off so there is none left.
Teacher say I like they way you are thinking jonny but the answer is two.

Little jonny is pissed off because he knows what happens when you shoot at birds. He sits at the back of the class sulking.
At the end of the lesson jonny goes up to his teacher and says, miss I've got a question for you. Miss say ok jonny ask.
Jonnys says , there are three women on are park bench they all have ice cream ,one is licking hers,one is biting hers,and the last one is swallowing hers . Which one is married? Says jonny.
The teacher thinks for a minute and answers the one that swallows jonny .
Jonnys says no miss they are all married but I like the way your thinking.
 

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