Friday morning, wife pops downstairs off to work and some WHORE MUNCHING BUTT PLUGS had broke in during the night and tried to steal my car keys (went through all the drawers, cupbards, kitchen, coat pockets in the landing, even removed pictures to look behind them)
Moved the sofa across the landing door so even if we had heard them we wouldn't have got in the front room in time.
They left with £1000 DVD player (my pride and joy - probably sold in a pub for £50), £500 DVD/video player (for......er......editing purposes - or thats what I told the cops), my Playstation 2 (and 27 games + controllers + multi-tap etc), £2000 Sony Vaio laptop.
Tried to move the 50" TV and failed - Ha!!
Thankfully they didn't come up stairs, and no one was hurt etc etc etc. Luckily they took the electrical things as a last resort and left others things (signed framed Muhammed Ali picture which hangs in the dining room).
Luckily I always keep my TT keys in our bedroom at night - I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT!!!!!
BECAREFUL THERE ARE ASSMONKEYS EVERYWHERE.
Bash
www.bashthemonkey.com
PS - on a lighter note - my chum has been playing Vice City for 5 weeks now. His aim is to get 100% completed then his character runs around with a "I completed Vice City and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt" T-shirt. He was 98% the way through it and the funniest things about Friday was - his memory card was in my Playstation when it got robbed!! ;D
PPS - he did back it up though (can never be too careful) onto my memory card - which was in Slot 2 at the time. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D