Basically I have some scumbag living in the area who has drilled the lock of my A4 and relieved me of some expensive power tools. A week later he came back and relieved me of a can of petrol and some half used spray paints. I have reported the incident to the Guards and have told them that I am going to put some clean plastic strips under the door handles to try and get some prints the next time the parasite visits. I also am going to set up a camera with night vision capabilities. I told him that I was going to leave a old piece of unwanted electrical equipment in the car so that he will be committing a crime when he lifts it (entrapment :? ) But then I had the bright idea of giving the thief a little more than just an ordinary can of petrol. I plan to dissolve about a Kilo of sugar / honey in the petrol, but I was wondering if you lot have any devious suggestions? I would use bleach but I don't want the thief to be tipped off by the smell.
acmurray
just uyse desil instead of petrol... that does a good enough job... fuel pump, lines, injectors, tank... depends how well it managed to burn but cylinders valves.. ect... desil with sugar is a even better idea... i personally go for the paint stripper... something like nitromourse... the green one (think thats the strongest) have to use a metal can as it'll melt through the plastic can... but that should be funny when his car starts to melt... assuming it's like most cars with plastic tanks and pipes... he'll lose ever seal the stuff comes in contact with.. plus added bonus is if he spills a drop while filling he'll need a respray :twisted:
Sit and wait for the tosser and follow him and pour brake fluid all over their car ! . other than that just catch the knob and knock the F**k out of him . :wink:
I thought this was legal in all countries ! Do to others as they do to you ! im sure thats a legal term!wallsendmag said:
I thought you lads had some good techniques out there??
Break both his arms with a mash hammer and a nice upper cut to the knee cap, he won't f@ck with other peoples property again......
Oh and if you have time, slice his eyelids off, he won't forget your face in a hurry....
Break both his arms with a mash hammer and a nice upper cut to the knee cap, he won't f@ck with other peoples property again......
Oh and if you have time, slice his eyelids off, he won't forget your face in a hurry....
How about running 230v mains through the garage door handle and whilst he's out there screaming drive out of the garage and run the mother f**ker over, then tie a rope around the rear axle and the other end around his legs then take the theiving scumbag for a spin along some sharp bends on a country lane. 
I'm sure this is legal over there too :wink:
I'm sure this is legal over there too :wink:
Oh the Power of Mythbusters
They did this on the show, and sugar was busted, it had no effect at all.
bog bleach in the engine oil works though. A pints worth
They did this on the show, and sugar was busted, it had no effect at all.
bog bleach in the engine oil works though. A pints worth
i have the perfect way of testing each mixture, i take it some of you will have seen dirty sanches, well pritch does a trick which should help, all you need is 1x shit bag smack head, a peace of hose a funnel and a pint glass and some gloves. and some plastic sheets just in case he doesn't get the phrase, down in a one :twisted:
Some very funny suggestions there :lol: :lol: :lol: . I don't plan to brake the law, the cretinous scrote is not worth it, even if he has set me back approx £500. Storing a can of witches brew petrol in the boot is not a crime. Full marks to Oldmouldy for the Silicone oil tip. I had forgotten that silicone will destroy the lambdas and cat amongst other things and I have loads of it. I also have a bottle of that tyre shine stuff which is pure silicone oil. Another suggestion is to use a very volatile substance like nitromethane which will detonate like crazy melting and generally hammering the shite out of the engine. The thermite idea is also good but I don't know who the pond life bottom feeder is (just a suspicion), also it is unfortunately not legal to melt an engine block with thermite over here even if they do deserve it. Keep the tips coming :twisted:
any thing high volitile eg methanol , methyl ether ketone or xylene will give off an odour in the petrol easy to smell / detect silicone oil dosn,t better still would be silicone resin fluid as used in damp proof materials for old stone work by by cats and sensors possibly piston bores as well
If you want to do some serious damage try some valve grinding compound or silicon carbide grease it should be fine enough to pass the fuel filter and it will wear out every machined surface it comes in contact with.
It would be like putting 100k miles on an engine in a week.
Not sure how the two chemicals may react though! Anyone?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VALVE-GRINDIN...K_BOI_Metalworking_Milling_Welding_Metalworking_Supplies_ET?hash=item588190db1c
Or you could just sh*t in it!
Just for the fun factor
It would be like putting 100k miles on an engine in a week.
Not sure how the two chemicals may react though! Anyone?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VALVE-GRINDIN...K_BOI_Metalworking_Milling_Welding_Metalworking_Supplies_ET?hash=item588190db1c
Or you could just sh*t in it!
Just for the fun factor
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read, I cried with laughter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Charlie
Charlie
farmo said:How about running 230v mains through the garage door handle and whilst he's out there screaming drive out of the garage and run the mother f**ker over, then tie a rope around the rear axle and the other end around his legs then take the theiving scumbag for a spin along some sharp bends on a country lane.
I'm sure this is legal over there too :wink:
Another fantastic ideafarmo said:If you want to do some serious damage try some valve grinding compound or silicon carbide grease it should be fine enough to pass the fuel filter and it will wear out every machined surface it comes in contact with.
It would be like putting 100k miles on an engine in a week.
Not sure how the two chemicals may react though! Anyone?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VALVE-GRINDIN...K_BOI_Metalworking_Milling_Welding_Metalworking_Supplies_ET?hash=item588190db1c
Or you could just sh*t in it!
Just for the fun factor
Great minds think alike. I was just thinking of getting one of my grinding wheels ( a coarse one) and busting it up into powder and then put it in a can of engine oil. :twisted: Ten minutes and the retards engine would be toast, like you said the rate of engine wear would be phenomenal, driving to the shops would be like driving to the Moon. :lol:
I'm glad you appreciate my sence of humour, but I haven't quite finished yet!Charlie said:This is one of the funniest things I have ever read, I cried with laughter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Charlie
farmo said:How about running 230v mains through the garage door handle and whilst he's out there screaming drive out of the garage and run the mother f**ker over, then tie a rope around the rear axle and the other end around his legs then take the theiving scumbag for a spin along some sharp bends on a country lane.
I'm sure this is legal over there too :wink:
Part 2:
Untie him from the rope and this time attach him to the bonnet facing head first (sorta like one of those fiqureheads on a pirate ship)
Then super-glue his eyelids back so the eyes are wide open, then take him for another spin, do about 120mph this time, after all the flys and dirt have been welded to his eyes he will look like a meerkat on crack
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